"I do not dwell on that which I have no control."
"Great. Now I have to do all the dwelling."
"It'll be sunrise soon."
"In 37 minutes, 32 seconds."
"Ooh. You know, Burt, I think he has a thing for you."
"If I could reach my Grizzly 50 caliber I'd have a thing for him."
"Wait Burt! Try this. I saw it on a repeat of MacGuyver."
"We should name them. Ok. Blastoffers. Buttlaunchers, that's good, huh? Oh, Assblasters!"
"Sounds like a porno theme to me."
"Don't worry, this perimeter's completely Graboid proof."
"But it is Assblaster proof?"
"Burt, what happens if this thing eats your food?"
" ... Assblaster blitzkrieg."
"What kind of supreme being would condone such irony?"
"Great. Now I have to do all the dwelling."
"It'll be sunrise soon."
"In 37 minutes, 32 seconds."
"Ooh. You know, Burt, I think he has a thing for you."
"If I could reach my Grizzly 50 caliber I'd have a thing for him."
"Wait Burt! Try this. I saw it on a repeat of MacGuyver."
"We should name them. Ok. Blastoffers. Buttlaunchers, that's good, huh? Oh, Assblasters!"
"Sounds like a porno theme to me."
"Don't worry, this perimeter's completely Graboid proof."
"But it is Assblaster proof?"
"Burt, what happens if this thing eats your food?"
" ... Assblaster blitzkrieg."
"What kind of supreme being would condone such irony?"
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