Eddie Murphy and his Mercedes Benz-having characters are so relevant

I was watching this movie called Daddy Day Care. It's got Eddie Murphy and that awesome chick who played Wayne Palmer's sister in 24.

These characters begin arguing about who gets to drive the Mercedes Benz.

Megan sees what I'm watching, and says, "Wow, I really don't care about characters who argue about who gets to drive the Mercedes Benz." I hear what she says and it sinks in. Suddenly I don't care either.

So mom takes the car out after dad follows her out to the driveway telling her to drive careful and put the most expensive gas available in the car and other such rich people drivel. Then dad and son go inside the house after dad worriedly watches mom speed hurriedly away.

They're sitting at the table. Mind you, this son is something like 5 or 6 years old. Dad goes, "You potty trained?"

Like you wouldn't know whether or not your kid's potty trained by the time they're 5 or 6.

Daddy Day Care gets a zero star rating.